Once again the Complete Muppet Award goes to me. I was walking my friend's dog with her, when he spotted a muffin lying on the floor. Of course he went for it and somehow managed to get the whole thing into his mouth. Now, after years of walking Mickey I have extensive experience of taking foreign objects from a reluctant dog's mouth. So I just went into auto-pilot and went to grab as much of the muffin as I could out of this doggy's mouth.
It didn't occur to me until I was putting the soggy remains of the muffin into the bin that 1) He was a Staffordshire bull terrier, 2) For years he was used for dog fighting, and 3) He might not like a stranger putting her hand right in his mouth.
I'm so glad I still have all my fingers right now.
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